Turkey Tragedy
It started out like
an ordinary day
With kinfolks coming
to visit and play
But before the dinner
was on the table
To divert an
incident, I was not able.
The platter was piled
high with turkey and dressing
And hubby was
offering the Thanksgiving blessing
When a terrible
accident I could not avert
And we had to skip
dinner and go right to desert!
I tripped on the dog
And out flew our
dinner
So now after this
holiday
We will all be much
thinner.
I caused a world
catastrophe
Of which I hate to
speak
It was the downfall
of Turkey
The breaking up of
China
And the overflow of
'Grease!'
Thena